Did you know that in Europe they drive their T-1s at over 2 Megabits per second? So, why is it that here in the USA you only get 1.54 Megabits? Where did nearly one half megabit per second go? Is it government regulation?
What you need is the CaveBear T-1 TESTAROSSA!
Is your thinnet or thicknet lifeless? Does it just sit there on the floor looking bored?