Modern code is not complete until it has been buttered with buzzwords. Agile, “release early, release often”, scrum, RAD, “continuous integration”, “design patterns”, “adaptive”, … and so forth.
But most importanly, no code is worth running - in fact modern, secure EFI boot might refuse to run - any code that has not been refactored.
The software team over at the Cavebear labs has worked day and night, sometimes past 4pm, to come up with the most agilistic continuously integrated adaptive refactoring engine ever.
And it’s been used to refactor itself to make it even better!
While a typical refactoring engine might do a bit of code resuffling the Cavebear Refactory commits nothing short of programattic mayhem.
Here’s a few of the features of the Cavebear Refactory:
Fully compatible with all programming languages.
Can convert any language to any other language - Do you have Java and want Tagalog?
Chaotic Shrouding - make any code completely incomprehensible. An optional extra level will make the code incomprehensible even to compilers.
Anti-Aliased Laundry Folding
Sparse Tachyon Inversion
Global Peephole Drilldown with Global Prescience
Chronic Temporal Dilution
Non Euclidian Parallelism
Tri-Spacial Induction with Double Loop Perversion
Speculative Optimization - The Cavebear Refactory examines the possible code paths, optimizes the most likely, and discards the others.
Call Trampolines With Dual Safety Jungle Gyms
Uncommon Expression Suppression
Bloviation - When your project has to produce a defined number of lines of code, the Cavebear Refactory will step in and provide.
Rude Variable Elimination -